August 26, 2014
Death of a Jihadi Gangsta He Was Almost Like Jesus or Something
Not not Michael Brown you idiots, Douglas McAuthur McCain. Look at this fluffy eulogy of Duale ThaslaveofAllah on NBC:
McCain, 33, called himself "Duale ThaslaveofAllah" on Facebook and his Twitter bio reads: "It's Islam over everything." But how did this would-be rapper go from shooting hoops in a blue-collar area of Minnesota to dying in the civil war thousands of miles from home? This is his story -- one shared in part by only a "small handful" of Americans believed to be fighting in Syria with ISIS.See! He was just a good guy. Almost Jesus-like in his tolerance of Christians.
“He was a goofball in high school,” that classmate told NBC News. “Doug was a fun guy to be around. Played basketball, joked a lot, had a small sense of humor. Got along with most … Wasn't the best athlete, but liked to play.”
Another classmate recalled going to teen nights on Fridays at the local YMCA to play basketball and dance. McCain "was a good guy who loved his family and friends," the classmate said. "He would be the light in anyone's darkness. He always made you smile with his goofy self."
“He was a normal guy, who was social, open-minded, like to smile always, and always wanted to be a good Muslim,” the acquaintance from the restaurant said.
It is time that you be aware that the polytheist Rāfiḍah are of the most evil to tread upon this earth, more evil than the Jews and the Crusaders. It is time that you disbelieve in democracy which will not bring better than what it has brought upon you in the past lean years. It will bring nothing upon you but shame and disgrace. It is time for you to know that democracy is nothing but a tool and method by which the Ṭawāghīt (tyrants) are empowered and by which they wage war upon the Religion of Allah. It is time that you to reject your treacherous politicians, who have only been working for their own personal and private benefits, the ones who through voting for them, you gained nothing but humiliation, degradation and oppression.Wait a minute did Jesus hate the Jews, the Crusaders and the Rāfiḍah (Shia)?
It is time that you O Sunnah of Iraq to know the way of honour and authority, the way of prosperity, security and happiness. It is time that you know there are no rights without Jihad, no justice without Jihad, no honour without Jihad, no security without Jihad, no hope without Jihad, no life without Jihad, no life without Jihad.
OK well maybe he was just a tiny racist and uses the N word a lot, but surely his love for the gay community is Jesus-like?
Why do these fags keep saying that they were born gay no bitch you choose to put a dick in your ass just saying— Duale Khalid (@iamthetooth) January 15, 2013
Well on the bright side, He's dead Jim!