July 28, 2014
jHarmony: Online Dating for Jihadis!
Aisha is a Virgo, likes long walks on the beach, and Death to Israel!
Some things are so surreal, that even Hollywood would have a hard time buying the script:
Islamic State insurgents have opened an office in northern Syria where single women and widows can register to marry fighters from the radical al Qaeda offshoot, a monitoring group said on Monday.
The office in al-Bab, a town northeast of Aleppo city, records the names and addresses of the women so that Islamic State militants can go to their families and make a formal offer of marriage, the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said.
Update by DMartyr: And you thought this was just a parody!
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