July 08, 2014

Jawa Report's Annual Insult Omar! Open Thread (Fatwas Issued!)

Go ahead,

Insult Omar. He likes it and losing, insults and losing.

Omar has a terribly empty feeling ---- in his skull!

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but Omar abused the privilege.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if Omar had enough oxygen at birth?

Leaving so soon Omar? I was just about to poison the tea.

Omar has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.

I don't think Omar is a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

It is mind over matter. I don't mind, because Omar doesn't matter.

Omar doesn't sweat much, for a fat girl.

Omar is about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.

Omar, would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?

The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father Omar.

Someone said Omar isn't fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for him and said, 'oh yes she is.'

Add to the list, Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The I Will Cut Ur Neck fatwa issued against Charles Martel for,

Omar sounds like a pussy.
The Why U Insult Holly Koran fatwa issued against Faboutlaws for,
I wish people spoke that highly of me.
And the Devil Will Do Meetballs From Ur Body fatwa issued against kekekekeke for,
Omar couldn't catch the clap in a Yemeni whore house.

By Howie at 01:18 PM | Comments |