July 07, 2014

Turns Out Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is a Fatass


Iraqi authorities are looking at a video that purportedly shows Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi delivering a sermon in Mosul to determine whether it is really the notorious leader of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, Iraq's military spokesman said Sunday.

The video surfaced on social media sites tied to ISIS, the terror group that now calls itself the Islamic State. It shows a man identified as al-Baghdadi conducting Friday prayers at the Great Mosque of al-Nuri.

As part of that declaration, an ISIS spokesman said the group would now be known as the Islamic State, and al-Baghdadi as its leader would be known as Al-Khalifah Ibrahim -- a reference to the leading religious figure considered a successor to the Prophet Mohammed.

The video, which was released by the media arm of ISIS, identified the man as Al-Khalifah Ibrahim.

The video is here. If say something were to happen to it, after all ISIS is a specially designated terrorist group, I have saved a copy of Fatass' speech.

Look at that fat f*cking f*ck, not a scratch on him and while Syrians under his rule starve, he apparently hasn't missed a single Kabaab. Also he apparently doesn't spend ANY time outside, he's paler than vinnie's description Rusty's pasty white ass.

al-Arabia translates Fatass' speech here. Or is it here, I'm not sure.

By Howie at 09:28 AM | Comments |