July 04, 2014
A Republic, If You Can Keep It *Sticky*
And if someone tells you to have a safe Fourth of July, throat punch them. If you have need of our services, don't bother. We're all shitfaced and trying blow ourselves up!
Except for Rusty. Wuss.
If you need a NSFW warning get your lame ass back to Cuba, you fucking hippie.