July 01, 2014

Ministry of Jiggly: Autolink Edition

We're not sure what this post is about. Something about politics and young, big-breasted, blue-eyed, long-haired blondes.

I’m not sure about the rest of you out there, but most of us middle-aged-ish males (and this isn’t limited to “white American males” either) are ever-thankful that young, big-breasted, blue-eyed, long-haired blonde (YBBBELHB) women everywhere have basically no concept of the power they wield… because if they ever got a clue, they’d end up ruling the entire world in no time.

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You may be asking yourself “Why is Hunter writing about ‘young, big-breasted, blue-eyed, long-haired blondes?” to which I have to reply “Must I have a reason???”

I've sort of lost track myself, but I'm sure its a good take on an issue of great social and political import. I think.

By Howie at 02:33 PM | Comments |