May 20, 2014

Where's Rusty?

We were wondering where he got all those $20 dollar bills...

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Lonnie Hutton, 49, was collared at The Boro Bar and Grill, the Murfreesboro watering hole where he allegedly sought to make a 9 PM deposit.

According to a Murfreesboro Police Department report, an officer was dispatched to the bar, where a witness said that Hutton walked to the ATM and "pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals." Officer M. Rickard added, "Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM." [...]

Hutton was subsequently escorted from the bar and "told to sit at a wooden picnic table." But once outside the bar, Hutton allegedly "again exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table."

By DMartyr at 11:56 AM | Comments |