April 06, 2014

Oregan Man Arrested For Driving While Drunk As Shit

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Fortunately for him, there's no crime in being dumb as shit.

An Oregon motorist wearing a "Drunk As Shit" t-shirt was arrested Sunday night on a DUI charge.

Ross McMakin, a 21-year-old Corvalis resident, was collared after he drove his vehicle on the sidewalk, struck a parked car, and then assaulted his girlfriend when she tried to seize the car keys.

Too bad he didn't resist so a nice officer could have wiped that smile off his face.

By DMartyr at 08:12 AM | Comments |