March 10, 2014
Congratulations to Dear Leader on Election, Victory Over Reactionary Counter-Revolutionary Forces
We offer warm congratulations to the Dear Leader on his electoral victory:
With no one else on the ballot, state media reported Monday that supreme leader Kim Jong Un was not only elected to the highest legislative body in North Korea, he won with the unanimous approval of his district, which had 100% turnout.In related news, I was listening to the Dianne Rhem show this morning where a panel of experts was talking about Obama's handling of the Crimean crisis. Two of the three panelist said he was doing a B-/C+ job, while the guy from Harvard passed on the opportunity to assign a grade.
How does this relate to North Korea? Even on our own national socialist public airwaves dissent and criticism is allowed. And by dissent and criticism we mean giving Obama something less than an A+++.