February 19, 2014
Rusty Needs to be on Dagestani Islamists "Enemies List"
Over at vDagestan.com, the jihadis promising to blow up the Sochi Olympics also have a public "enemies list". A list of people they think deserve to die for various "crimes against Islam", most of said "crimes" seeming to be really heinous stuff .... like saying bad things about vDagestan in obscure online publications.
This offends me. Not that jihadis would threaten the lives of journalists. No, that doesn't bother me at all. No, what really offends me is that I'm not on that list.
This shall not stand.
Here are a few reasons why Rusty Shackleford ought to be put on vDagestan's enemies list.
1) Hotlinking. Hotlinking is when one website takes images from another website, but uses that other website's bandwidth to do it. Instead of hosting the image on my website, I "steal" it from you. Which is what I'm doing now with this image from vDagestan.
Two Chechen fighters show their support for the US hockey team
Yes, I'm hotlinking you. What are you going to do about it?!?
2) Making fun of martyrs. This guy? Yeah, he's gay. Not in a bad way. No, I mean, I know he's gay. But gay in a really manly way. As in manly-man gay. He took it like a man. Not like some queer boy sissy.
Getting gay w/ Abdul Aziz
Also, I may have just hotlinked that image.
3) Did I mention you guys are gay? This time I mean as a group, not individually like Abdul above. How do I know that? Come on guys, this is really gay.
Gay pride parade in the Caucuses
Also --> HOTLINKED!
4) I spit on your Koran and your "Prophet" Mohammad. And I only spit to put out the fire. Yes, I really burned a Quran.*
Rusty burns Quran
Also, if I'm not on that death list within 48 hours I promise to burn another Quran.
*PS -- Shhhhh, but oNay actualyay oransKay ereway armedhay orfay isthay ostpay. Wink-wink, nudge nudge.