February 19, 2014

al-Qaeda Bombs More Iranian Stuff

Iran promptly blames the Jooooooos!

Iran's Foreign Ministry condemned Wednesday's twin suicide attack targeting an Iranian Cultural Center in a Beirut suburb, blaming “Zionist agents” unhappy with the formation of an all-embracing Lebanese government.

“The perpetrators behind this criminal operation are the enemies of safety, security, and Lebanon’s unity. They are agents of the Zionist enemy who felt disappointed and despair when the new Lebanese inclusive government was formed,” Foreign ministry spokeswoman Marzieh Afkham said in a statement.

Yeah, they probably used their new Laser Shark Guided Cruise Missile.

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Maybe it would be quicker if we just assumed the Jooos are behind everything and then noted which incidents they were not involved in.

It would save a lot of paper.

By Howie at 08:42 AM | Comments |