February 11, 2014

Caption This! From Dagestan With Love (Fatwas Issued!)

Something about a sheep, Putin and the oneness of Allah, I dunno.


I never really understood Shariat Jamaat anyway.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The I Will Cut Ur Neck Fatwa issued against The Goat for

Help. Me.
The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against KADYR ABDURAKHMAN for
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa issued against Moe Hamhead for
Yes my love the wind is finally right! My unwashed meatballs will be downwind. No more unhappy faces my darling.
The Our Hajj Will Be Complete Once We Rape Your Women Fatwa issued against McThag for
I once made a pair of shoes, am I called a cobbler?
I once made a barrel, am I called a cooper?
I once fixed my own car, am I called a mechanic?
But f*ck ONE sheep...

By Howie at 07:38 AM | Comments |