February 06, 2014

Regime Change Iran? Yes We Can!

I went for a Sunni Fatwa yesterday. In the interest of fairness today I'm going for a Shiite Fatwa!

I was just thinking yesterday what genius is is to take a page from AQ and wage financial war against Saudi Arabia by suckering them them into the Syrian quagmire.

Then I realized its a win win. Because by default the Iranians are now wasting blood and treasure in the Syrian Quagmire too. Any assets that are unfrozen in the Iranian sanctions thaw are probably going to Syria, not to boosting the Iranian economy. Sheer twofer genius!

So I know Obama wasted a huge opportunity when the Iranians were protesting just a few years ago. But maybe, just maybe there will be another opportunity. Because after all Iran used to be cool.....


Get rid of the dictator Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and it could be cool once again.

Smell my finger.

So I need your help, the best insult to Ali Khamenei gets a Fatwa and hopefully if its good enough gets me one too.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Lecroix for

Ok. Who stole the fuse from my hat?
The Why U Insult Holly Koran?Fatwa issued against Captain Harlock for
"Yes! My mood ring is ALWAYS black..... (*like my men ;-)
The Our Hajj Will Be Complete Once We Rape Your Women Fatwa issued against Captain Zero for
And with thees finger I could tell my beloved goat's prostate was swollen.
Keep your feengers crossed for that Fatwa Kids.

*Couldn't resist, gotta get a Fatwa!

By Howie at 09:49 AM | Comments |