January 27, 2014
Will Piers Morgan Ever Recover From His Cranialus Rectalitus?
What disease is that you say? Why, the one where you have your head so firmly shoved up your ass in such a way it may take several years of surgery to remove it.
Given the young ages of most mass/random shooters in America, I'd make it illegal for anyone under 25 to buy a gun of any kind.— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 27, 2014
Charles Manson, John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy weren't available for comment.