January 27, 2014

Beyoncé's Labia Makes Grammy History

Papa don't preach, because when a woman's labia hangs out of her leather g-string it shows her empowerment.

Beyoncé's Grammy Awards performance was slammed by concerned parents on Sunday as they deemed the incredibly risqué routine too explicit for children to watch.

The 32-year-old singer wore a revealing black thong bodysuit over fishnet tights to perform a rendition of her hit Drunk In Love alongside husband Jay Z at the Staples Center in downtown Los Angeles.

However Beyoncé's sexy dance routine, which aired at 8pm on both coasts and at 7pm central time, left many furious parents posting comments on social media that the performance was 'disrespectful' and entirely inappropriate for children to watch.

Reminds me of that old joke, Two people meet inside Beyoncé's vagina.

The second asks the first of he has a flashlight so they can find their way out.

The first guy replies, "If we had a flashlight, we'd find my keys and drive out of here!"

Update By request Beyoncé's natch moved below the fold.


By Howie at 11:51 AM | Comments |