January 18, 2014

The Jawa Report: 10 Years of Fatwas & Death Threats!

Tomorrow is the 10 year anniversary of this blog. It started out as my way to offend those I thought needed offending. Sometimes I did offensive things deliberately because I wanted our enemies to show their true stripes. At other times, we just did things we wanted to do not really trying to offend any one in particular, but also not really caring if we did.

One of the ways in which the Islamist supremacists continue to exert an influence which far exceeds their proportional nubers is through intimidation. Islamist scholars of all stripes issue fatwas against those they deem having broken this or that Islamic rule or law. Sometimes those fatwas call for the deaths of those deemed breaking those rules.

And you know what I've always thought about these people? Screw them. If they want something to fatwa, we'll give them something to fatwa.

Over the years we've gotten our fair share of hate mail. Okay, so hate mail isn't a fatwa, but a guy can dream can't he?

So, in that spirit I present some of my favorite death threats.

First, a couple of death threats which became running jokes. Islam Online:

The Jawa Report is full of "vile sons of monkeys, pigs, and cross worshippers" who deserve to die.
A little known fact: the "why us insult holy quuran" and "I will cut ur neck" fatwas come from the same guy. It's a fatwa two-fer!
why u insult the holy qouran ? why why....

give me ur country & address and give somtimes
to ............ cut ur neck
yes i willl cut ur neck beazn allah i will do that
if ur brave give ur address and somtimes to
killing u cut ur hand whiche Sacrilege the holy qouran

in shaa allah i will cut ur neck

Vinnie gets the "devil will do meatballs" fatwa:

when muslim's are in heaven,you all christs burn in hell.devil will do meetballs from your bodies.
Mmmmm, meatballs.

And then there's this guy who combined our two favorite themes: jihad and "tea baggers":

AL JIHAD will be successful in dominating and subjugating the western kuffar. AMEEN...

You kill a teabagger, he becomes your slave in the afterlife. KILL THEM NOW. Watch your back, baggers...

I can't wait to fucking torture you, and then kill you, you peice of shit. Watch your back, ass hat. I know where you live

You know where I live? Right. Okay .....

Now, I'm not a Jew but I do play one on TV:

F*CK YOU FILTHY, STINKING JEW
Speaking of da Juice, this guy wishes us all the best and a long life to Osama bin Laden. How'd that work out for him?
Muslims should kill you rabid, corpse-eating, blood-drinking Christian ghouls and send you to your partially-eaten, rotting Jew corpse you call god. Long live the brave and fearless Warrior of Allah, OSAMA BIN LADEN, who brought the S H I T pile aka America, to her Jew-worshipping knees
Speaking of Jews ...

The reader imitates Jeff Dunham imitating life imitating art Silence! We Keeel You fata goes to YouTube user Terrorist2014:

We kill you
At least he was succinct. Oh, and I always liked this little bit of photo analysis.

The ALL CAPS AND NO LOWER CASE MAKES JACK A DULL BOY FATWA goes to this guy:

THE DAY OF QIYAMAH WHEN THE MUJIRIMUN WILL WISH THEY NEVER HAD SHAYATEEN COMPANIONS AND INDEED ALL YOUR EVIL LIVES WILL BE SHOWN TO THE 3ALAMEEN AND THE PEOPLE WILL CURSE YOU ON THAT DAY. YOU ARE A BUNCH OF HIZBU SHAYTAN, USELESS CREATION ALL YOU ARE GOOD AT IS GIVING HASANAT TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN WRONGED BY YOU.
Actually, I have no idea what that guy was saying, but .... CAAAAAAPS!

And to this guy who seems to think Howie had a purtty mouth and that such sentiment can only be expressed via the cap lock:

MAYBE I ALREADY HAVE YOUR IP AND KNOW WHICH HOLE YOU LIVE IN, JEWISH RAT! MAYBE I AM JUST LOOKING FOR A CLEAN GUN TO CLEAN YOUR BRAIN MATTER OFF YOUR SHOULDERS. JUST MAYBE. I ASSURE YOU THAT YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET THIS DAY, JUST LONG ENOUGH TO EXPRESS YOUR REGRET, ZIONIST FILTH!
Funny enough, Howie isn't Jewish either. Or Vinnie. Or Jane. Or DMartyr. But I am cut, so, you know, I'm kinda halfway there already.

The Aafia Siddique is one ugly ho-bag fatwa:

All of you will God willing die at the hands of Muslims in the name of the vengence for Aafia!
The "I'm gonna shut you down" fatwa:
gonna shut you down for hate speech and Islamophobia

And yet another promoter of free speech:

How can you open a website and start saying things about another faith you obviously no nothing about, well ill tell you how you don't come across as a very educated person in the first place. If you don't take down all your bull shit I'm going to take this to higher matters.

The al Mosul forum doesn't seem to like us half as much as we liked them. No, seriously, you guys made me hot. That one day. Alone at the park. Memories. Such nice, dirty, memories:

Hey Pig you Are So fool Hill is Waite For you son of pigs Kuffars ur lieing rusty pig we love our death u lols now cant join our forum we block ur ips dandapeer our brother ansa you soon pigsssssssssss iam happyt then i kill pig inchaa Allah Ansar Al Mujahideen Hacking Group soon hack u pigggggggggggggggggggggggggg

The "there is no compulsion in religion" fatwa goes to this guy:

This kuffar website is full of shirk and kafiroon and immorality. I request the scummy kuffar who owns this website convert to Islam NOW. It's going to be shoved down your throat anyway, you SLIMY KUFR.

This guy rulez:
F*ck Anti Muslims
i will f*ck you,zarqavi is my favourite man,and usame bin laden,Adam olun

And last, but not least, the "I made death threats against Rusty and then got droned in Yemen" fatwa goes to Samir Khan, for this:

You tried to make ‘jihobbyists’ butt of all jokes,but they keep coming back,and u get desperate,wondering internet haganah and jawa report are enough or not to knock out these ‘jihobbyists’
No, we didn't knock you out Sammy. A drone did that!

Thanks to all the H8TR3! It's been a helluva ride!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:46 PM | Comments |