January 02, 2014

New Year, Same Ol' Sh*t

Sorry folks, as an academic meathead I am given more vacation than even this guy.

What was it that Spider Man's uncle told him right before he croaked? With great responsibility comes great vacations.

Something like that.

So I just popped onto the intertubez from my penthouse sweet overlooking the vast South Pacific while sipping a drink with a bunch of fruit and a little umbrella. Yeah, I might be a drunk, but if I am it's the kind of being a drunk that you don't share with your friends. Do they have a 12 step program for girl-drink drunks?

Anyhoo, just wanted to pop in and say hola. So, hola!

Is it just this basketball sized coconut filled with blue alcohol talking or does the world actually seem less safe today for Muslims then the day President Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for "resetting" US relations with the Islamic world? Because I keep waking up to news that Muslims are dying all over the Muslim world because other Muslims don't think they're the right kind of Muslim.

But, you know, BUSHHITLER!

It's not that I blame Obama for any of this. I don't. When someone murders someone else, I blame the murderer not the guy thousands of miles away telling the cameras about how awesome their foreign policy is and, yes, aren't we all just so lucky to have him as President?

But I think it's pretty telling that the US news media has pretty much given up on covering the bloodshed all over the Muslim world because ... OBAMA.

I can't believe I have to put up with three more years of this sh*t.

Anway, I'll be back next week.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 08:40 PM | Comments |