December 30, 2013
Louisiana Taliban: Marry Young Woman Who Can Cook
If something works, it works. To intellectuals, however, theory takes precedence over practice and ideological abstractions like “equality” are more important than actual success and happiness. So in the wake of their failure to destroy “Duck Dynasty” because of patriarch Phil Robertson’s alleged homophobia, now the Left has its collective panties in a bunch because, in 2009, Robertson said this:Hell those are some pretty civilized Talibans right there. Here in Bumfuct when you pass a car in which Talibs have their 14 year old debutantes in the back its the parents looking and pointing you out as "A man in a tie with a car!"“Make sure that she can cook a meal, you need to eat some meals that she cooks, check that out,” he said. “Make sure she carries her Bible. That’ll save you a lot of trouble down the road. And if she picks your ducks, now, that’s a woman.”
The Duck Commander company founder added: “You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16, they’ll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and dad about that of course.”
As far as marrying, that first baby can come any time, the rest take about nine months.