December 28, 2013

WHERE'S MY @&^%$# BEER?!

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I really think I can identify with this woman. Bring home the beer. Period.

South Carolina authorities say a 44-year-old woman angry at a man for returning home without beer on Christmas beat and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel.

The Charleston County Sheriff's office says in a report that deputies found a man covered with blood when they arrived at Helen Williams' North Charleston home early Wednesday. She told investigators the man fell and cut himself, but couldn't explain why her hands and clothes were also bloody.

By DMartyr at 07:58 AM | Comments |