December 20, 2013
Obamacare Heroin Hits The Streets
It costs more than regular heroin, it's weaker than regular heroin with lots of extra additives you don't want, it's nearly impossible to contact the dealer to make a purchase, and if you don't buy it, the drug dealer comes to your house and charges you a fine:
Massachusetts State Police on Friday confiscated 1,250 bags of heroin during a traffic stop -- and many of the bags were labeled "Obama care." [...]
The traffic stop was made in the town of Hatfield, Mass.
The drug dealers have promised, if you like your old heroin dealer, you can keep him. At least until he drops dead from lead poisoning.