December 17, 2013

He's Da Champ! (Update Fatwas Issued)

CNN:

The sign language interpreter widely ridiculed for his performance at the Nelson Mandela memorial stands by his work.

Thamsanqa Jantjie said Thursday that he is a fully qualified interpreter and has been trusted in the past with other big events.

"It has been many years I have been doing this job" he told CNN. "My portfolio shows that I have been a champion of what I have been doing."

So he seems pretty confident? I wonder how he got into this line of charades?
He said he had been drawn to the job of interpreting because he was disabled.

"I am suffering from schizophrenia, which is controllable. I am under treatment," Jantjie said.

See his interpretations are not wrong its just that everyone else's interpretations of his interpretations are wrong.

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Caption contest? I'm just dying to issue a Fatwa.

Update: Fatwas issued!

The Why U insult Holly Koran Fatwa issued against Kafiroon for...

Here's a little shout-out to my homies the Crips!
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Ur Body Fatwa Issued against Catseye for...
Inexplicably, during President Obama’s speech, Mr. Jantjie kept using the South African sign for “Bullsh!t
And the Our Jihad Will Be Complete Once We Rape Your Women Fatwa issued against myself for...
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