November 20, 2013
HHS: Key To Happiness Is For Women To Calm The F%@k Down
This from the Department in charge of Obamacare:
[...]a study of hot marital fights indicates that when the wife calms down, the couples are more happy. Researcher Lian Bloch of the Pacific Graduate School of Psychology in Palo Alto found that in a study she did at the University of California, Berkeley. She looked at data that included recorded arguments by long-time husbands and wives.
"The marriages that were the happiest were the ones in which the wives were able to calm down quickly during marital conflict."
There is no word on whether or not any male participant was brave enough to actually tell an angry woman to calm down.
This Muslim sheik explains the what the study discovered: