December 16, 2013

Caption Contest: Pink Is The New Black

On the heels of al Qaeda's new kinder beheadings, Syrian Islamists trade scary black headbands for less intimidating pink ones.


(Hat Tip: TROP)

Fatwas will be issued.

UPDATE: Fatwas issued!

The "we will rip out your heart and eat it" fatwa issued against SSGB's friend for: "PINK FORCE COMMANDO 2!!!"

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against moe hamhead for: "After a stormy meeting the local jihadi meatball cancer awareness group agreed to adopt pink sweatbands for a fundraiser."

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Alabama Mike for: "Does this headband make me look ghey?"

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Kafiroon for: "What do you mean 'the Blue Team gets live ammo?'"

The "I'll screw u to death" fatwa issued against the man from Athens for: "We're too sexy for jihad! "

By DMartyr at 01:19 PM | Comments |