December 16, 2013
Caption Contest: Pink Is The New Black
On the heels of al Qaeda's new kinder beheadings, Syrian Islamists trade scary black headbands for less intimidating pink ones.
(Hat Tip: TROP)
Fatwas will be issued.
UPDATE: Fatwas issued!
The "we will rip out your heart and eat it" fatwa issued against SSGB's friend for: "PINK FORCE COMMANDO 2!!!"
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against moe hamhead for: "After a stormy meeting the local jihadi meatball cancer awareness group agreed to adopt pink sweatbands for a fundraiser."
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Alabama Mike for: "Does this headband make me look ghey?"
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Kafiroon for: "What do you mean 'the Blue Team gets live ammo?'"
The "I'll screw u to death" fatwa issued against the man from Athens for: "We're too sexy for jihad! "
