November 06, 2013

Big Mac Attack: Woman Runs Over Boyfriend For Not Stopping At McDonald's


From The Smoking Gun:

Crystal Greer Brooks, 33, Santiago Hernandez, 41, and a second man were traveling in Hernandez's truck early Thursday morning when Brooks got mad because "they didn’t stop at McDonald's," according to a Kingsport Police Department report.

Brooks demanded that Hernandez pull over. When he complied, Brooks replaced him in the driver's seat of the Chevrolet S-10. While Hernandez was standing in front of the truck, Brooks drove into him, knocking the father of her child to the ground. She then "pulled forward and struck him 2 more times with the truck," police charge.

It's time we ban Big Macs so things like this won't happen in the future.

By DMartyr at 01:09 PM | Comments |