October 22, 2013
Russian Militant Straps Bomb To His Cougar Wife
Dmitry Sokolov is 22 and chickenshit she WAS 30.
"Sokolov, who went missing in July 2012, converted to Islam and is believed to have developed an interest in explosives." What a coincidence!I know there's a joke here somewhere, but I'm having a block.
Divorce might have been easier, but not nearly as satisfying: "Husband 'prepared' Russian bomber for fatal bus attack...
Put yours in comments and the best gets the new "Our Hajj will be complete once we rape your women" Fatwa.
Update: The brand new super exciting Our Hajj Will Be Complete Once We Rape Your Women Fatwa issued against Papa Whiskey for:
A Muslima was prepped for a blow-up
In small chunks and hunks she did go up
Killing bus riders
Like poor flies by spiders
This odious creed makes me throw up.