September 27, 2013

Out: Flipping Bird at Commie While Flying Inverted
In: Robot Flipping Bird at Commie While Flying Inverted


The history books will record that on Sept. 27, 2012 Skynet became self-aware:

The U.S. Air Force and Boeing have sent their first unmanned F-16 jet plane into the air a drone craft test that promises to change the shape of battlefield missions in years to come.
Yeah, I know, Tom Cruise flew an F-14 Tomcat in Top Gun. But the joke only works if you suspend belief that Tom Cruise could fly any plane.

Parenthetically, I was way ahead of the curve on Tom Cruise. While all of my friends -- some to this very day -- loved the movie, I came out of it saying, That guy, Maverick .... is he gay or what?

Thanks to BenK.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:41 AM | Comments |