September 19, 2013
He's drunk of course, its a natural thing.
A 61-year-old man — with a history of home-brewing — stumbled into a Texas emergency room complaining of dizziness. Nurses ran a Breathalyzer test. And sure enough, the man's blood alcohol concentration was a whopping 0.37 percent, or almost five times the legal limit for driving in Texas.Asked for comment Vinnie replied, "Its a f*cking miracle!" then turned and continued making unwanted advances on Rusty's wife.
Eventually, (DRs) McCarthy and Cordell pinpointed the culprit: an overabundance of brewer's yeast in his gut.
That's right, folks. According to Cordell and McCarthy, the man's intestinal tract was acting like his own internal brewery.