August 29, 2013

Where's Howie?

Making sure the sheds at Home Depot are up to his, er, "standards":

South Carolina couple was arrested yesterday for having sex inside a display shed at a Home Depot, police report....

Officers were dispatched to the business “in reference to an male and female entering a display shed on the property, closing the door behind themselves and remaining inside,” according to a North Charleston Police Department report.

An inspection of the outdoor sheds turned up Craig and Bowden. Craig, cops noted, was “partially clothed; the top of her dress was untied, hanging at her waist.” Bowden was shirtless and “had his pants down near his knees; his penis was exposed.”

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:48 PM | Comments |