August 22, 2013

Al Qaeda Types Fire 4 Rockets at Israel

Luckily, these people are retarded and no one was killed. Thank God for small favors and inbred genes. Generations and generations of inbred genes:

Four rockets fired from southern Lebanon targeted northern Israel on Thursday afternoon, setting off air raid sirens in Acre, Nahariya, and additional areas in the Western Galilee and sending frightened local residents fleeing for cover.

There were no injuries in the attack, Magen David Adom paramedics said....

Global jihad elements in Lebanon, not Hezbollah, fired the rockets, according to the army's initial assessments.

"Global jihad elements" is a euphemism for Sunni militants with al Qaeda ties or sympathies.

One of the rockets was shot down by Israel's "Iron Dome" defense system, but the other three got through.

Hey Israel, buddy: you're in our prayers.

In related news, not only is Pink Floyd's music pretentious and overbearing, they're also a bunch of assh*les that hate Israel. Seriously, name a Pink Floys song that doesn't go on and on and on and on and on .....

Show me a guy who has actually sat through The Wall and I'll show you a stoner who can't tell the difference between drugged out musing and insightful philosophy.

But luckily, Bar Rafaeli is on the case.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:07 PM | Comments |