August 06, 2013

Woman Trapped In Man's Body Discovers She Was Really Just A Straight Guy

Apparently, after becoming a woman he was unable to make up his mind.

ABC News editor Don Ennis strolled into the newsroom in May wearing a little black dress and an auburn wig and announced he was transgender and splitting from his wife. He wanted to be called Dawn.

But now he says he suffered from a two-day bout of amnesia that has made him realize he wants to live his life again as Don.

"I accused my wife of playing some kind of cruel joke, dressing me up in a wig and bra and making fake ID's with the name 'Dawn' on it. Seriously," Ennis wrote in an e-mail to friends and colleagues Friday, explaining his shock after he woke up from what he called a "transient global amnesia" last month. [...]

"It became obvious this was not the case once I took off the bra -- and discovered two reasons I was wearing one," he said, referring to his hormone-induced breasts.

In typical Freudian male fashion, he then went on to blame his mother for his man-boobs.

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By DMartyr at 01:06 PM | Comments |