August 06, 2013

Ed and Martha's Three Way Calling Feature Leads To Closing of US Embassy in Yemen

Sekrit Jawa sources, that's me and my BS have learned that the NSA intercepted a three way call between Martha, Ayman al-Zawahiri and al-Qaeda's now second in command Nasser al-Wuhayshi.


While the three were discussing RV survival tricks, cell phone boosters and mountainous terrain, Ayman rambled on as usual and let slip that al-Wuhayshi's rented his Winnebombo from the same dealer who last year ripped off Ed with excessive mileage charges, "Ed only wanted to pay for the miles he actually used." She said. "You should see what he charges when it comes back in a dumpster.", al-Wuhayshi replied.

The US has evacuated all non essential personnel from Yemen, out of an abundance of caution.

Ed and Martha's cell phone meta data has become an intelligence boon for the USA in recent weeks. Exposing or thwarting multiple attacks in places where attacks didn't happen.

By Howie at 07:45 AM | Comments |