July 26, 2013

Turkey Frees Zionist Kestrel

All your Kestrel's are belong to US.

A squawk of relief can be issued by a renegade kestrel after Turkish officials cleared it of spying for Israel.

The bird was discovered by residents of Altinavya, a village in Turkey’s Elazig province, wearing a metallic ring stamped with the words “24311 Tel Avivunia Israel.” Suspicious that the bird may have been on a spying mission for the Jewish state, villagers turned it over to local authorities, according to Hurriyet Daily News.

Elazig’s Firat University had at first confirmed the Zionist Spybird Kihnspiracy theory, but after further research and the embarrassment of everyone knowing the nation of Turkey's top university was full of retards, the bird was cleared of all charges and released.

By Howie at 10:51 AM | Comments |