July 12, 2013

New UC President Promises to Make Campuses More Diverse Using "Big Brother" Treatment

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DHS Secretary Janet Napalitano will be the new President of the University of California system. One can only hope that in addition to monitoring faculty email accounts, that she'll use the taser on all those smelly hippies at Berkeley.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:43 AM | Comments |