July 02, 2013

Rusty Pinky Swears He's Back

Okay, so my California vacation turned into something so awesome that I just didn't have the time to blog. Or maybe just not the inclination. I'm a college professor, I need the time off!

In any event, I'm back now. I swear!

I haven't been following the news that closely, but I think I can recap the last 3.5 weeks like this:

George Zimmerman -- riots to start as soon as trial ends.

Egypt -- same people who blamed US for their problems under dictator now blame US for their problems under democratically elected Islamic despot.

Syria -- rebels blame America for supporting Assad, Assad blames America for supporting rebels.

Afghanistan -- embracing of suck now 12 years old.

Turkey -- still not European.

Iraq -- abandoned by Obama, so who gives a rats ass?

Gays -- still far too few hot lesbians to justify Supreme Court ruling.

Obama -- still worst President in modern history.

That about sums it up I think.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 05:05 PM | Comments |