June 20, 2013

Peaceful Misunderstanderer of Islam Threatens to Kill Mom Over Pork Chop

The Smoking Gun:

A Pennsylvania man allegedly threatened to kill his mother because he believed she tried to “poison” him by serving pork, “which was against his Muslim religion," investigators report.

At one point, Coffey went to the kitchen and retrieved a 10-inch kitchen knife. He then returned to the bedroom and “held the knife in a threatening manner,” prompting his mother to “flee out the window of the bedroom onto the roof.” Sherri Coffey subsequently called 911 and then went to a neighbor’s home to await the arrival of officers.

According to cops, Coffey held the knife to the throat of Mark Blair, his mother’s boyfriend, and threatened to kill him if his mother called the police

What a tragedy, this could have all been avoided of only his mother had bought Prophet Brand Pork Chops instead of an inferior store brand

That's right, Prophet Brand Pork Chops. Just like Imam used to make.


By Howie at 08:07 AM | Comments |