June 04, 2013

Sooper Mexican: Surprise Scandalpalooza Special Prosecutor

Thus we bring you, Samuel L. Jackson… Special Prosecutor!!!:

Finally after weeks of stonewalling, the Obama administration has decided to name a special prosecutor to investigate all the 57 scandals involved in Scandalpalooza. When the first pop star president suggested they do something "hip" like allow the interwebz and twitter choose who it is, American Idol style, calamity struck!!!

Thus we bring you, Samuel L. Jackson... Special Investigator!!!

[uncensored version available if there's enough public clamor for it!]


By Stable Hand at 08:18 AM | |