May 21, 2013

Where's that Natty Assed Matt Damon?

He was spotted a the grocery store, Pardon me sir did you see what happened?

A man in upstate New York got a taste of jail after being arrested for allegedly exposing his penis in a grocery store and rubbing it with a stick of pepperoni.

Police arrested the man Wednesday night after a loss prevention officer allegedly noticed the suspect's saucy behavior on security video.

By Howie at 10:15 AM | Comments |