May 05, 2013

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Zubeidat Tsarnaeva [#BostonBombers Mommy Dearest] Edition
Bumped: Fatwas Issued!

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Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Nanabozoh and JarvisW for:

I will lay down, and I will play some funky music until I die!

...And your little DOG TOO!!!

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Bubbe and darthsmeag for:
You want Jawa meatballs? Right there. Get 'em while they're still hot.

Well if all you could get were meatballs like this you would be angry too.

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against garrett and ER for:
Zubeidat Tsaernava stars in
WEEKEND AT ACHMED'S

...this Louis Vuitton handbag is NOT unIslamic! it's war booty from Lord & Taylor

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Kafiroon and James for:
There is no dirty heart in there!

We sacrificed it to allah and now he is a zombie.

Unlike Mashoom's moustache, this little muj does nothing to excite me.

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[April 21st Fatwas Issued]

[March 3rd Fatwas Issued]

[February 24th Fatwas Issued]

By Stable Hand at 11:50 AM | Comments |