April 23, 2013

Priorities: San Francisco Restores Taxpayer-Funding For 6-Foot-Tall “The Healthy Penis” Mascot


So what if the SF gobermint is operating in the red, dickheads are more important!


The penises went into retirementin 2006, debuted again in 2009, and now are back for a third time to encourage men to get tested for STDs every six months. Those who do get tested will receive a Healthy Penis stress toy and a coupon that looks like a dollar bill – but, of course, with a Healthy Penis in place of George Washington. The coupons can be used for discounts, free coffee and other goodies at 25 local businesses.
Where's they're healthy vagina mascot?

Ooops, never mind. CODEPINK already has that vagina thingy covered:

Well then, where's the healthy boobies mascot?

Never mind, Jawa has that covered with real boobies and we don't take a penny from the SF gobermint.

By Stable Hand at 01:16 PM | Comments |