April 29, 2013

Jawa Caption Contest: Sad Joe Edition

The defeat of new federal gun control laws in the Senate yesterday made Vice President Rex Kramer really really sad.


You know what to do kids.

Fatwas will be issued in 8 to 10 days or whenever I get to it whichever comes first.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Bubbe for:

Grumpy Cat Look-a-Like Contest losers.
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against paintyourjackwagon for:
Looks like I picked a bad day to stop shooting heroin.
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mark for:
Biden has just realized Obama cannot make him pregnant.

By Howie at 10:18 AM | Comments |