April 12, 2013

Woman Robs Bank With Lunch

spagetti_sauce.jpg

Afterwards, she ate the evidence.

CLINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) It was no bomb -- just two cans of spaghetti sauce. But police in the Detroit area report they're looking for a woman who's charged with using the sauce to steal dough.

According to authorities, Ophelia A. Neal told employees at a bank branch in Macomb County's Clinton Township that she had a bomb in her bag. Authorities say the 430-pound suspect was already on parole and has fraud, assault and marijuana convictions.

She got away with $3,000, which should feed her for a few hours while on the lam.

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