April 09, 2013

Sic Balls!

No Trespassing is enforced by Kim Jong Un, the current dictator, and his dog Chopper. The most feared and least seen dog in North Korea. Legend has it that Kim has trained Chopper not just to sic, but to sic specific parts of the human anatomy. Thus a spy who has illegally scaled the North Korean border fence might hear the dread cry: "Chopper, sic bawrs!!"

Also, at 1:00, a brief lesson on holding a handgun if you are one of those people who like to wave your hands around while you talk.

By DMartyr at 12:59 PM | Comments |