March 22, 2013

Islamic Sermon: A Beard Prevents Men From Being Gay

Or something like that...

FYI, mustaches work just the opposite way, arousing Jihadists when they see one:

"Mashoom's Mustache Physically Excites Me!" ~Emerson "Goatly" Begolly

That's why many straight Jihadists have a beard but no mustache. Seriously. That's a fact. No, really. The ones with beards and mustaches are bi-sexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Just sayin'.

The beard enforcer - not gay at all!


By DMartyr at 11:33 AM | Comments |