March 22, 2013
Islamic Sermon: A Beard Prevents Men From Being Gay
Or something like that...
FYI, mustaches work just the opposite way, arousing Jihadists when they see one:
"Mashoom's Mustache Physically Excites Me!" ~Emerson "Goatly" Begolly
That's why many straight Jihadists have a beard but no mustache. Seriously. That's a fact. No, really. The ones with beards and mustaches are bi-sexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Just sayin'.
The beard enforcer - not gay at all!