March 13, 2013

Sandcrawler PSA: If You Can't Beat Them

Um yeah....

I donít see the point in saving money your whole life just so you can bankrupt your family trying desperately to stay alive for the last six (crippled, diaper-wearing, mush-eating) months of your life.

While Iím not prepared to go as far as Clarey (yet), itís true:

My retirement plan is death.

Hey that's a good idea, Quit your job, spend every dime of your 401k. Then convert to Islam and then get really old and/or sick.

Afterward just let Obamacare pick up the slack. If anyone doesn't like it you can just accuse them of being racist against Islam. No Problemo.

By Howie at 03:21 PM | Comments |