March 09, 2013

Police Hunt "Thong Bandit"

He's not a bandit, per se, as he's not stealing them. He's just running around in a thong, scaring the women folk and stuff.

"We're looking for an individual who we have titled the 'Thong Bandit,'" District 1 Commander Paul Pazen said. "He is fully clothed somewhere in the mouth of an alley, will disrobe down to a thong and expose himself further in front of female citizens in northwestt Denver."

Pazen says the man was first seen at the end of the summer, and has been quiet for several months, but there have been four reports of him exposing himself again in the last two weeks: once on Feb. 17 and Feb, 18th. Denver Police have assembled teams of officers to look for this man.

The White House has offered Denver Police several drones to assist in their search.

Police have released this sketch of the suspect:


You should know, he was wearing a pink thong, but has recently switched to a black thong. That's apparently important for some reason.

Do not try to apprehend this individual, though it'd be cool if you could take some pictures.

Video below the fold.

By DMartyr at 08:11 AM | Comments |