March 03, 2013

Blog Sabbath Captions Contest: Activists Welcome John Kerry To Egypt Edition
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Update: Fatwas Issued


Fatwas will be issued

Update: Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Okie Wan Rednecki for:

They burned his image. That should get him a 4th Purple Heart.
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Elmira Viking & Darthsmeag for:
We all NOW know the real reason Cheech Marin got his hands burned. He was roasting meatballs !!

I like my meatballs covered in ketchup !

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against moe hamhead for:
we the people demand the return of the munsters! where is our leader herman munster? all praise herman munster!!! ullu ullu ullu!!!!!!
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Kalifornia Kafir for:
John Kerry meets Emily Litella: They told the stories at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of... oh wait, not Genghis Khan but the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood. Nevermind.

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1st image h/t @TarekFatah

By Stable Hand at 11:59 PM | Comments |