February 08, 2013
Dude, Your Ass Is Ringing
Sri Lanka prisoner caught by his ring tone
A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.BwahahahahaThe 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum.[More...]
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