February 06, 2013

Egyptian PM: Dirty Breasts Cause Diarrhea

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Islamic science.

The inability of women in rural Egypt to clean their breasts is causing a diarrhoea epidemic, according to the country's Prime Minister Hisham Qandil.

Qandil was speaking about the spate of recent epidemics in Egypt's rural communities. During the address, he said he had witnessed children suffering from diarrhoea immediately after they have been breastfed because their mothers were unable to clean themselves probably.

Qandil added he would personally volunteer to wash the breasts of every woman in rural Egypt. For the children.

Kuffar men everywhere are smacking themselves in the head saying, "Why didn't I think of that?"

By DMartyr at 10:15 AM | Comments |