February 04, 2013

FBI Rescues 5 Year Old Hostage, Kills Hostage Taker
FBI, F*CK Yeah: Coming to Save the Motherf*cking World Again!

Tears. The real kind, not the crocodile bullshit that we get from our betters in DC. Yeah, I'm like that.

This kind of story makes me proud to be an American in the most human way possible:

The 65-year-old retired truck driver who held a 5-year-old autistic boy hostage in a bunker after killing an Alabama school bus driver last week is dead and the child is safe, the FBI said Monday afternoon.

FBI agents entered the underground bunker in Midland City, Ala., and rescued the boy at 3:12 p.m. CT (4:12 p.m. ET) after deciding he was in danger from his captor, Jimmy Lee Dykes, said FBI Special Agent in Charge Steve Richardson.

I'm not exactly sure how they did it, just that they did it. Yes, they are that good.

I think this calls for a little Team America World Police. And not in any ironic way.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 06:09 PM | Comments |