February 10, 2013
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Bride Of Xariif EditionBumped: Fatwas Issued
Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Fatwas issued, and, the best laugh I've had in a long time
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against moe mentum, [normally don't fatwa our own but: D Martyr] and Herr Wilson for:
fatima the goat was really pissed now that she had first hand knowledge of what a facial is.The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Bubbe, Rod Stewart and TheMadKing for:
From the looks of her snout, she doesn't swallow.
Careful boys, this goats a spitter.
One dose of Exlax and she's down the toilet.The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against jim, Kafiroon and PaterNovem for:
Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night's too old
Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love you woman
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
See? The jihadis don't want to kill us, they just want to get our goat.
What a slut! She's not wearing a Burka.The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against The Man from Athens, Goodness and George Romero for:
She's not too young! She may only be 1.5 years old but that's 10.5 in goat years!
Xariif Honey? Does this mean you will not sell me to the next village over?
Less than a week after posting her information on JihaiiMatch.com Fatima was preparing to walk down the aisle.
Her desperate bleatings said, "No"!But her eyes said,"yes".
Baaa , Xariff! where are you going!
Aww man , weve' only been married for 30 minutes and he's taking off with his best friend Mustafah again , and why the hell is Mustafah wearing my garterbelt!
Actually, fatwa for everyone.